Axel
Pauporté
Words and Photography by Bryce Kanights
Imagine yourself seated for a meal with friends at an Italian
restaurant. Your plate of just-served pasta is steaming before
you and youre focused on feeding your malnourished body.
Suddenly, the individual sitting across the table from you
tosses a tiny wad of paper into your food and without hesitation
you extend your fingers out to retrieve the foreign object.
Upon touching the wad of paper, this person pushes your hand
down into your meal and the entire table explodes in laughter.
In an instant, with your entire hand now drenched in pasta
sauce, youve become the latest prank victim of Axel
Pauporté. More than likely you will not meet this witty
Belgian in such a brash or alarming instance, but trust me,
the shenanigans in which I met Axel were, by far, much worse.
Fortunately,
I was not the victim. Its a good thing that his penchant
for pranks is fairly insignificant to the life that he leads.
This season in Alaska I had the opportunity to gather Axels
thoughts on the lifestyle he leads, his love of snowboarding
and of course, the rampant tomfoolery. Read On.
You
frequently enjoy playing jokes and pranks on your friends.
What has been one of the better pranks that youve thrown
down?
One of the best was when I baked some chocolate cookies which
are somewhat like Oreos, but the French version with
chocolate between the two biscuits and substituted the real
chocolate with a mixture of chocolate and shit. We put the
mixture between the biscuits and cooked them intending to
give them to a bunch of kids. Well, one of the guys that ate
one (not on purpose) happened to be Dennis Bertrand, the editor
of Snowsurf magazine. He just happened to walk into the apartment
after we baked them. We didnt offer him one, but he
asked, so we gave him one. It was hard to hold a straight
face, but we all did. He was talking to us and his breath
smelled like shit!
He didnt taste it?
He said, Whoa, theyre not too good. I dont
think he ate the whole thing, he ate like half of one. Still,
we all thought that was pretty good.
Did you guys tell him later?
Yeah, I told him a year later.
Was he pissed?
Yeah, because I told him the whole story about making them
and he was laughing his head off, then as soon as I told him
that he actually ate one he was pissed. That was funny, but
I only dared to tell him because we were drunk at a bar one
night. I told him the whole story and then he was laughing
so hard, and thats when I said to myself, OK,
Im telling him now because hes drunk and laughing.
I dont trust you anymore!
(laughing) I know. You shouldnt. No one does, and sometimes
it gets to be annoying because I have had times with my friends
now where they absolutely dont trust me. When I want
to give them something they wont take it.
Thats the price that you have to pay.
I guess that is.
Growing up in Brussels where there are no mountains, how did
you get introduced to snowboarding?
As a kid my parents really enjoyed going to the mountains
and would take me and my sister on family holidays to the
Alps to ski. I was very young and my parents had me skiing
at the age of three. We went as a family at least every Christmas
or spring break, a minimum of once a year. I loved skiing
at the time and naturally, I tried snowboarding when the sport
hit Europe in the eighties. As a teenager in Brussels I was
bored since I wasnt into drugs, partying or any mainstream
sports like soccer or tennis. Living in Brussels there was
not much else to do. I tried skateboarding with a friend of
mine a few times but the only skatepark with ramps was 30
miles away. At the time I was sixteen and too young to drive.
My friend Cedric was eighteen and would drive us. Then he
stopped going and I did as well since I couldnt get
to the skatepark anymore. Around the same time I started to
go to the dry slopes since one had just opened in the city.
I started to go regularly which was at least twice a week
and soon I noticed that I was getting better and better. The
dry slope surface was very hard and felt like ice so you tried
your best not to fall since it hurt badly when you went down.
You cant really hold an edge on it. Then when I would
ride on snow in the winters with my family I would really
progress. Around that time I felt that I was already too old
to start out as a professional rider as I was already 18 or
19.
Whats it like riding a dry slope?
Its nothing like snow. It feels like hitting your head
repeatedly against a wall, so that when you eventually stop
it feels good. Like running with something very heavy and
uncomfortable in your backpack and then taking it off and
running much faster and easier.
When youre not on the road you now spend your winters
in Les Arcs, France. Why did you choose to live there? What
does the resort have to offer?
I chose to live there mainly because of Regis Rolland and
because thats where the Apocalypse Snow movies were
mostly filmed. Those movies were a big influence on me at
the time. They shot all over the world for Apocalypse Three
and in the conclusion it was mentioned that the best terrain
theyd found was at home in Les Arcs. So when Regis started
his board company in the eighties, Les Arcs wanted to have
his team located there. When I got sponsored by him, I instantly
moved there. My first two seasons were spent in Val Disere
and then when Regis sponsored me with A Snowboards. I got
a free place and free pass there instead. I was stoked especially
since he was there and showed us around the place. Its
more of a family resort where many of the skiers stay close
to the groomed terrain. At the others like Chamonix and Val
Disere theres too many people where everything gets
tracked out within the first day much like the big resorts
in the States. In Les Arcs theres always stuff that
stays untracked for days after a snowfall and only a few people
there go and do it. Thats one of the main reasons that
I like it. The terrain is huge and you cant even ride
all the terrain that is accessible in one season. Theres
a variety of terrain too, ranging from steep exposures, wooded
areas, open powder fields and a big terrain park.
Describe the difference between riding at the majority of
resorts in the Alps and here in North America?
I think the length of the runs are much different. In Europe
youll take a few lifts in a row and then a tram or gondola
to get to the top of the mountain for a half hour run whereas
most resorts that Ive been to in the States are much
shorter with one or two lifts to the summit. The Alps have
the best lift accessible terrain. Theres some terrain
similar to the Alps in Russia, Canada or Alaska but I think
as far as resort areas the bigger and better ones are in the
Alps. It doesnt really matter if it is in Switzerland,
France, Italy or Austria; anywhere in the Alps is going to
be big.
Within reason, the European resorts permit you to go out
of bounds. Is that true?
Yeah, you dont have to stay on the groomed runs or trails.
The ski patrol will warn you if they feel the conditions are
dangerous. You are at your own risk and responsible for yourself.
Its not a matter of people being sued or whatever there.
People that go out of the ski area boundary usually know what
to expect. Thats the only thing I really dont
like about the U.S. The whole law system where people create
lawsuits just to get money for their own negligence. Thats
why people end up not being free anymore. Our lifes
choices are changing right now because of the law system.
Thats really my opinion. The law system ruins the freedom
that was once there of doing things for yourself and at your
own risk. Whenever something happens people look to someone
else to be responsible. That really sucks.
Youve been primarily focused on freeriding. Why
did you go in that direction whereas with freestyle you could
have had more financial reward?
I think it came naturally to me that there was more to snowboarding
than just riding in a halfpipe. Back when I started, terrain
parks were not really there yet. It was just hand cut pipes,
slalom or freeriding. There was no question to ask when theres
powder whether I wanted to ride powder or in the pipe. Especially
in Europe; theres so much natural terrain. I really
didnt see the point of riding in a pipe all day. Then
of course after riding with people like Regis in Chamonix;
places like that made me want to freeride more. Its
either you get scared of it and quit and do something else
or you want to get more into it.
To date, what has been your favorite region of the world
to ride?
I would most definitely say Alaska. As far as lift accessible
terrain goes, I would say Europe, but if you have the chance
to be spoiled and fly helicopters all over the place then
of course you would understand why Alaska is my favorite region
of the world to ride.
What
has been your most memorable season?
Theyve all involved something different. Probably last
season (1997-1998). The conditions all over the world were
really not that great, but I got lucky with the weather by
traveling around all the time. Usually, you can run the risk
of fucking up and leaving a place with good snow and ending
up being in a place with terrible conditions, but I had luck
on my side. I was fortunate to have good conditions all season
long and I didnt stop traveling.
What goes through your mind before dropping into a sickly
steep chute or exposed face of a mountain?
You cannot be too scared, but you also have to be scared.
If Im not scared enough, that right there can be dangerous.
I think its normal to be scared. Everybody is at some
point, but you have to analyze everything and figure out if
you are going to be able to do it or not. Make the call. Its
OK to say no, sometimes it happens. Ive done it. Especially
this year in Juneau, the conditions didnt seem right.
Its totally cool to hold back from a line if you feel
it will more than likely slide, or it doesnt seem right
to you. If you dont feel good about the snow or anything
that makes you feel that youre not going to be able
to do it right, dont do it. If you decide to go for
it, concentrate on where youre going to go. Know your
line and try to memorize it. Know what to expect as far as
snow conditions and terrain are concerned. Usually the snow
quality and features of a slope will change several times
within a descent. Sometimes a line will roll away and you
cant really see it once youre on the slope. If
at all possible, get a good look at it from the bottom and
memorize and visualize it from the top. Most of all, concentrate
on your turns and what you are going to do.
So why do you choose to do this? Why do you continue to
put yourself at risk?
I think its just for fun. If its a little dangerous
and you push yourself, I think you get a good rush out of
it. I dont know, it gets me going. I know if I take
a lot of risks Ill feel really good after. But, Im
not stupid about it and take many risks. I try to calculate
everything I can and be as safe as I can because I dont
want to get hurt or die. Sometimes you take risks, but I dont
think you take much more of a risk than someone who drives
their car around on the highway everyday. Really, I do it
for fun.
At this past seasons Extremes in Verbier, Switzerland
I felt you did really well despite the judging outcome. Some
of the competitors were trying to talk you out of your line
and into spinning off the forty foot cliff in the middle of
the face. You told me you didnt care what they thought
and that you were going to do it your way. What goes through
your mind when your peers are telling you to hold back from
a line that youre focused upon?
I think you have to listen to people that are around you,
but also there is only really one person that you can trust
and that is yourself. You have to know your limits; no one
can judge things for you in any situation. Even when someone
tells you, Yeah, you can jump, its a good landing,
you shouldnt only trust their words. Go see for yourself.
If you havent seen where or how far youre going
to land its really a gamble. The opposite is true when
someone tells you, No, I dont think you can pull
it off, but if you can see from the top that you can
nail it and you know you surely have the abilities, then you
should just do it. Its really an instinct thing and
nobody can really judge that better than yourself.
Do you enjoy competing? Are you competitive by nature?
Yes and no. When I first started riding I entered a few halfpipe
and slalom contests. I did and didnt enjoy it, but it
was cool because I got to meet many people and other riders
had I never shown up for those contests. I didnt really
like the whole judging criteria thing. It all comes down to
whoever wins a contest is not for sure the best rider, but
just the person who may have done the best run that one day.
The judging criteria is not always accurate and theres
always somebody who is going to be bummed on the results.
For a while, I didnt like contests because of that.
Snowboarding is not a sport where you need to compete, but
a sport that you can share with others. I have a much better
time going freeriding with friends than competing with them.
Its not like tennis or football where you have to compete
in order to participate. Snowboarding is cool since it can
be something that you just do together with others. Thats
the way I saw it. Then came the Extreme Freeride contests
which appealed to me more as a contest between you, the rider,
and the mountain and its conditions. Youre just trying
to beat yourself really. In Verbier its really not a
contest between the riders since all sixteen riders are there
by invitation. Theyre all excellent riders and they
all could win. Were all friends and the event doesnt
have a competitive vibe. Sure there are some guys who want
to win, but most of them are out there to be together and
ride and put on a good show for the spectators.
How did it feel being crowned King of the Hill
in Valdez this year?
It felt really good because I come from a country with no
mountains. There were many people back in Belgium that were
definitely not supporting me when I decided to leave and pursue
my dreams. They called me a fool, saying that I should keep
on studying and have a regular life. In their minds I was
an idiot and didnt have a chance compared to those who
were born and raised in the mountains. So in winning that
event, its definitely going to show them that they were
wrong. That more than anything pleases me. Also, it was a
dream since the first videos that I saw were of Matt Goodwill,
Shawn Farmer and Mike Ranquet. Being up there with some of
them and competing, and ultimately winning was truly something
that I never thought I would be able to do.
It was really cool to see the support from your family
during the contest in Verbier. How does their presence make
you feel at an event?
Sometimes I think that my mom shouldnt see it because
she gets very worried about me. But thats just about
the only time that we get to hang out during the year, so
I guess it makes it all right. Im stoked that she came,
and hopefully she will be able to come back again next year.
Do you feel your parents would have rather had you pursue
your studies in college?
I dont know, and Ive been wondering about that.
I really dont think so, because they are proud and they
are happy to see that it is working out for me. Before I left
home for the mountains, they could see that I was not happy
with what I was doing in my life. I needed to be outdoors
and do something exciting, and that was not happening. They
really wanted me to be happy and they knew I wouldnt
be if Id continued to do what theyd expected of
me.
Do you ever feel fellow riders are quick to discredit
you since you ride and endorse step-in bindings?
Some people did for a bit, but its just like anything
else. People often judge things quickly without any basis,
so its expected. I dont really understand it because
when I look at what other people are riding it doesnt
matter to me. Its your personality, style and technical
ability that should matter. Many people seem to care what
others ride. It seems weird to me for people to vibe someone
for something that they themselves have never tried. I happened
to try it and like it, and enjoy working with great people
whove done a great job and actually snowboard.
What is your current setup and stance?
I dont know in inches, but it is 52 centimeters apart
from each foot with 0° on the rear binding and between
25 and 30° in the front, depending on the conditions.
I think every riders stance should be a natural position.
Three of your product sponsors have been acquired by larger
companies and corporations. Has that affected your relationship
with them?
Not really, because I still deal with the same people. It
actually didnt change a thing, but I know that in the
long term it may be affected because a bigger company means
that people on the top dont really know what Im
all about. They might just get rid of me because they really
dont see first hand what Im doing or what is going
on. I guess thats the way things are going these days.
What are your thoughts and feelings on the state of snowboarding
as we know it?
Im a little disappointed the way that snowboarding is
headed right now because it used to be punk. It used to be
much more like skating. The industry as a whole was a lot
more fun. Now it is a lot more serious and all about the money
involved. Which is a normal cycle I guess. Its too bad,
Im sure some people could afford to keep it where it
was and have fun with it. I know some people still like the
guys at Mervin. I think theyre doing a great job. There
are others too, but some of them are just there because they
waited and waited without a real feeling for the sport. Now
they see that it can become a potential market for them and
just buy their way in. That sucks, but hey, whatever. It doesnt
really change my life. Its still cool, but its
changing towards a more mainstream sport. Its an Olympic
sport now, which I really dont think it needed to be.
But freeriding is not included, and thats the real aspect
of the sport for me. Nowadays there are little kids with coaches
training them with workout schedules, and that means that
it is becoming a real professional sport. Before this, snowboarding
was just like skateboarding and rock n roll basically.
Being a pro skater or snowboarder was just like being in a
band and touring, having fun or whatever. Now, it is turning
into a serious professional sport. I really do not consider
myself as a professional athlete in that regard.
Do you ever get tired from your continual travel schedule?
How do you maintain a relationship with your girlfriend?
Thats probably the only real price to pay, because this
is the life Ive always dreamed of. Now that I have it,
Im not going to complain. Sometimes its a little
hard because youre away from home all the time, but
thats a small price to pay for the life Im living.
As far as my girlfriend is concerned, she understands my schedule
and what is involved. I love her because she respects and
understands what Im doing. She pushes me to do it as
well. Its good to have that support if you feel what
you are doing is right. If someone is going to be your significant
other, she cant be holding you back from your passion
or responsibilities.
I think of snowboarding as pure fun. Since its not something
you can do every day like indoor sports, where you can say
Im going to go there at 2 oclock and its
going to happen. You dont know with snowboarding. Its
like surfing or skateboarding on the streets. If it rains
youre pretty much shut down. I think it comes down to
that. Its unique when you have the right conditions:
the snow, the sun, the right people and terrain. You have
to seize the moment and get the best out of it that you can,
even if you have to ride all day long. Its about fun.
I will never be able to look at this point of my life as a
job because of the fun involved. It makes me want to do more
and more and more.
Who inspires you and your riding?
Well, a lot of people have inspired me in the past. Regis
Rolland was the first since he was probably the first person
I saw snowboarding. Then in the magazines, people like Craig
Kelly, Terje, Jamie Lynn, Mike Ranquet, Matt Goodwill, Shawn
Farmer, Tex Davenport and Tom Burt influenced me. Also riders
from France like David Vincent have had an impact on me for
sure. Steve Graham had an impression on me from the first
time he came to France. More recently Ive learned a
lot from two of my friends: Jerome Ruby and Didi Rehm, who
are both guides in Chamonix. Those two guys are at a whole
different level in their riding and achievements.
Do you maintain a healthy diet?
Yes and no. Im not really a big junk food fan. I dont
really pay attention; I just eat whatever is available. On
trips its really hard to maintain a healthy diet. Im
able to eat whatever and it doesnt make any difference
for me.
Do you stretch or exercise before riding?
A little bit more than I used to, but still not all that much.
I try to start slowly and at least get a few warm up runs,
since I think that makes a big difference. After a big day
Ill probably stretch but thats about it.
Is there anyone who has played a significant role in your
career?
That would probably be you, since youre my team manager.
Youve definitely helped me to develop more of a career.
It became more organized where all the trips have been planned
in advance, and all the contacts with the magazines and other
sponsors in the U.S. Steve Veytia also helped, as hes
been a really good friend for years now. He definitely helped
me too. He and Dave Mailman first got me hooked up with Switch.
Reid Pinder at Billabong in Europe, and Bruce Beach at Arnette
here in the States have definitely made a difference as well.
Its good to feel that youre supported by people
that you like and consider as friends, rather than someone
who just likes you because of what you can produce and will
pay you for it. I think thats a really important aspect
of my career, in that Ive paid attention to riding for
people that I really like, and not for someone who will pay
me the most.
You
put yourself at risk on the mountains by riding dangerous
terrain. Have you ever taken an avalanche safety course?
I have been to a few, but havent attended a full on
class where you receive a degree or anything. The first two
seasons that I was in Val Disere, I remember that there was
a Swedish guy that put together a slide show and explanations
of avalanches in the bar every week. I went to check it out
a couple of times, and then from there Ive been trying
to learn what I can from other people, like the guides over
here in Alaska or in Chamonix or wherever. I think, of course,
that it is really important because we are exposed to avalanches
every day and we will never be able to avoid them. That element
is always there. Its like a car accident; you can be
the safest driver but you can always be hit by someone else.
The same thing goes with avalanches. You can be the best guide
and still get caught. But you can definitely decrease the
risk if you learn to understand the history of the snow fall
in a season. If you can dig a pit and look at it and check
out the different layers you can definitely minimize your
risk. That right there is worth it. Also, learn how to properly
use and operate an avalanche transceiver, shovel and probe
rather than just carrying it with you. In an emergency you
can waste a lot of time if youre not prepared.
So even though you havent attended formal instruction
at this point, you do feel somewhat informed?
Yeah, you never know. I dont really even know how much
I know. Its really hard to figure that out, but you
keep learning every year. The experience that we recently
had here in Juneau, Alaska is crazy. I mean Ive been
riding for years and years, and its never been this
risky. In the past two weeks weve seen several big releases
and a few close calls. Its scary because its totally
different from what Ive been used to. That shows us
right there that we can never know what to expect. Its
a big reality check.
What is important to you in your life?
Friends. Having fun, too. As long as you have fun its
cool. I dont think life is worth it if youre working
too much or not having fun most of the time; if you try to
be something that youre not, and doing something for
someone else. You have to do things for yourself and enjoy
it because you only live once and lifes not that long.
Do you have any strong beliefs or ideals that you adhere
to?
Its rather hard because Ive never been religious
or raised that way. But it still seems to me that I ask myself
too many questions. I dont really believe that there
is a God, but still dont know where we came from and
what we are here for. So there are a lot of questions out
there that I cant find answers for. Sometimes I actually
try not to think about it too much because its almost
disturbing.
Do you believe in karma or that events in life happen
for a reason?
I really relate it to a hand of cards. You receive cards at
the start of a game and then thats where luck comes
in. You either have good ones or bad ones. If you get bad
ones you can still make it happen and win, and if you get
good ones you can still fuck up too. You are dealt cards which
is something that is given to you, but you create the change
and you can make it happen or not. Its half and half
I think. With the hand youre dealt, you can make it
better or worse. I believe that there are events that happen
to you, or in front of your eyes, and you can somewhat direct
or alter the outcome. You can lead your life in a general
direction or you can go the opposite way. Thats up to
you.
What fascinates you?
In a good way, technology: like airplanes and helicopters.
Digital technologies like cell phones, televisions, and computers
amaze me. In a bad way, Im fascinated by the mentality
of people. Like, why do humans do such bad things and do fucked
up shit? On a larger scale, there are wars, and on a smaller
one its shit that I dont understand. It fascinates
me in a bad way.
What activities are you involved with when youre
away from the mountains?
Surfing is definitely number one. Thats why I live by
the ocean when Im not in the mountains. Skydiving is
another favorite too, and probably riding around on my motorcycle
when I have the time. Lately Ive been getting into golf
as well.
You mentioned skydiving. How long have you been doing
that?
Ive been jumping for a couple of years now. Two or three,
but I dont have that many jumps since I havent
had much time to devote to it. Ive done about fifty
jumps and have a license, so I can jump anywhere I want. Its
one of the most fun things Ive ever done. Its
so anti-natural just jumping out of an airplane and just flying
on your own through the sky. At the end you have to open your
chute, but still youve been flying for a minute! It
doesnt really feel as if youre falling, but truly
like youre flying. Thats one thing that I discovered
a couple years ago and really gets me going.
Have you given much thought to base jumping?
Im considering it since I have a friend that has been
skydiving for years with over a thousand jumps. Hes
now into base jumping and really enjoys it. I think that will
be the ultimate rush, like a calculated rush in a certain
way. Its pushing the limits of your abilities and being
conscious of what you can and cannot do. Some people may say
its crazy or stupid but thats because they cannot
relate to it. Its all relative; something will always
be crazy to someone whereas it wont be for somebody
else.
What achievements would you like to accomplish in your
career?
Well, one of them I just did! That was winning the King of
the Hill in Alaska this year. Of course, I would like to win
more but if I dont Ill be happy with the one I
have. More importantly, Id like to stay free from injury
and keep traveling to new places.
Youre very close with your immediate family in Brussels.
Do they support your career at this point?
At first, of course, they were not too happy that I was going
to leave my hometown and try to do my own thing. Im
not blaming them at all now because I know why they were worried
At the time they really didnt think that Id be
doing what I am today. Right now they are stoked because they
can see that Im happy and Ive followed my dreams.
At this point I suppose youd like to thank and acknowledge
those important to you?
First of all, I want to thank my parents and my sister. If
it wasnt for them, I wouldnt be here. Also my
girlfriend Aurelie Jouan, for her love and support. Reid,
Derek, Carl, Gilles, Christel and Enich at Billabong, theyre
a great team and are really important to me. Special thanks
to Tony Guerrero, Jeff Sand, Erik Anderson, Jared Bevens,
Ben Hunter, Jake Rivas , Lee Bryan, Mike Conroy, and of course,
BK at Switch, who have done so much for me. Theyve all
helped greatly to get me where I am today. Regis and Valerie
at A Snowboards; the entire crew at Arnette US, especially
Bruce Beach, Mike Carter, Greg and Kip Arnette. Alistair Craft,
Dave Seone, Dave Mailman, Steve Veytia, Pat Colton, Trey Cook,
Daz, Buffalo, Mathieu Garcia, David Pitschi, Yves Tchao and
Jacques Doetsh; Chad and Andy at Nixon; Phil Lalemant, Demir
and Youbi for being my closest friends, and all of the other
Belgian riders. Cedric DuMont and Thierry Willer for being
my long-time friends. Drew Stevenson, Gary Maidment at Onboard;
Scalp, Eric Bergeri, Mathias Fennetaux, and Florent Ducasse
for being my favorite French photographers and working with
me. Justin Hostynek for being a friend, a photographer and
a tripper. David Vincent, Yannick Amevet, Steph Routin, Serge
Vitelli for being my teammates and friends at A Snowboards.
Stephane Grenet at Northwave, John Sommers and his brother,
Roman Carlier for showing me how to do my first backside airs
and freestyle tricks. Mike Ranquet, Stephan Saglia, Marc Frank,
Jay Nelson and Kurt Wastell; Chamonixs Jerome Ruby and
Dedi Rehm for their inspiration and abilities; Out of Bounds
Adventures crew with Bruce and Mary Frances Griggs;
Sean Dog, Bill Glude and Gil, our pilot; and last but not
least, Nick Perata and Bonnie McDonald for putting the King
of the Hill event together this, and all past seasons.
What are your future plans or goals?
Ive been thinking about getting a pilots license
or perhaps doing stunts for movies after snowboarding. Thats
always been a dream of mine since I was a little kid. Id
love to stay within the same group of people and perhaps work
for one of my sponsors in some type of position.
One more thing. Youve amazed many people with the
floating card trick that you displayed in Blackbox. How many
times has that trick paid itself off since you first bought
and learned it?
Its easily paid off a thousand times over! All I know
is that Ive gotten a lot of people pleased, stoked,
and a lot of people pissed off at the same time. There is
nothing more that they want than to know how it is done. They
should accept the unknown because most of them will never
know. Sorry!