Las
Vegas - The Age of Aquarius
Everyone thought the new fountain show synched with lights
and music was amazing, but we were on the heels of something
much more insane. We are here to break the news to planet
earth and every goddamn extreme athlete on her: Las Vegas
is fucking going off! >>Read
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Scattered
Thoughts and A Fleeting Trip Through... Soon I was renting a room from some crazy western
guy fresh off the line dance floor who had a mullet like
I’ve never seen (and I live in Reno right next to
Sparks where they grow ‘em). He claimed I was on
the good side of the freeway so I put down my $29.00 for
the craziest ground floor room ever. This isn’t the
Ritz Carlton, the rugs are stained forever, the bed is
bent, cum stains riddle the comforter, the TV is blurry,
and the vibe here is crazy! And some of the rooms have
stickers that warned of possible meth lab chemistry, er,
uh, I mean hazardous waste or something super bizarre
and inexplicable inside. I can’t wait to wake up
to the sun and leave. If I am going to wake up… >>Read
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Kamchatka,
Russia...Riding the Perfect Cone ... Over mugfuls of their black currant tea, I learned
that visitors are encouraged to sleep with the womenfolk,
to avoid inbreeding. I’d like to help their cause
and bring in fresh blood, except the girls do have this
distracting habit of smearing their bodies with fish oil
and/or urine (keeps away the mosquitoes). Still, the Koryak
have a good time with their Shaman rituals and magic mushroom
feasts. Who am I to judge? Besides, they kindly offer
to take us on a dogsledding safari.
>>Read On
Oregon:
The Mecca of Fun Oregon is a mecca of fun. Think about it, the state
is only 96,981 square miles and there are 69 (and counting)
skateparks in this one little state! In northern Oregon,
we hit three skateparks and snowboarded two days. In southern
Oregon, we hit four parks, all uber kill. And driving
around is easy because there’s so much stuff, you
never have to be in the car too long. We had so much fun,
I tell you, you must do it. You must tour Oregon. And
besides the fact that every park is awesome, shall I tell
you the best part of all? Every park is free. Now all
you need is gas money. Yes, Oregon is the mecca of fun.
>>Read On
Music
Articles
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Questions with Sergio Vega Hanging out with Sergio Vega from the band Quicksandin
the “Tiki Bar” in the basement of Niagara, a
cool East Village locale, where he occasionally tends
bar, was definitely mellow. Where, by the way, he happened
to be performing some acoustic songs off his self titled
EP. >>Read On
