Question:
How old are you?
Answer: I'm too old to date little girls.
Q: O.K. Where about do you live?
A: I live in the heart of Sacto. The land of wallet chains,
black jeans, slappies,beer, cigarette butts, and pro hoes.
Q: What's a "pro hoe?"
A: A girl that will jock you cause you're cool.
Q: Are you stoked on Sacto, Mike?
A: Sacto rules. It's the best scene. Go skate downtown. It's
rad to get your board jacked.
Q: Your board got jacked?
A: Yeah, it was rad. Some dirty looking tagger style geek
walked up behind me and rode off on it. We chased him two
blocks where there was a pick-up full of dorks waiting for
him so they could drive away. We smashed the headlight and
gave it a couple dents, I think, anyways. If I ever see that
guy again ... well ... let's just say it's on.
Q: You gonna take him out?
A: Yeah, I'll beat him down. I'm real tough.
Q: Who do I skate with?
A: I skate with Mikey Dwitt. He's rad. He draws real good
too.
Q: Who is rad at skating?
A: Aric Hondell skates
better than anyone. Jeff Toland
has ruling style. Kelly Bird, Jamie Thomas, Jay
Verdijo, Domingo, Martin,
Karma. That's all of my favorite skaters.
Q: Who did this interview?
A: I did.
Q: Why?
A: Cause Matt (Kennedy) kept flaking on me. But he's cool.
Thanks Matt
Question:
How old are you?